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Posts Tagged funny golf

15 Un’FORE’getable Golf Jokes

Tuesday, January 14th, 2020

Up your humor-game on the golf course with these funny golf jokes. These won’t make you Rodney Dangerfield but it will get you close. Let us know what you think of these jokes and comment down below with any jokes of your own! Question: “What do you call a lion playing golf?”Answer: “Roarin’ Mcilroy” Question:… Continue reading →

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20 Funny Golf Sayings and Inspirational Golf Quotes

Saturday, July 20th, 2013

Here is a collection of 20 golf quotes – some are inspirational and others are golf sayings that will hopefully bring a smile to your face. Enjoy. “Mistakes are part of the game. It’s how well you recover from them, that’s the mark of a great player.” – Alice Cooper “The most important shot in… Continue reading →

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