Ten Best Caddie Remarks

It is Friday and time to start your weekend off early with a little golf humor.  I hope you enjoy and it puts a smile on your face..

10. Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”

9. Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”

8. Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes, you miss the ball much closer now.”

7. Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy:  “Eventually.”

6. Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so, that would be too much of a coincidence.”

5. Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time.  It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy:  “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”

4. Golfer: “How do you like my game?”
Caddy: “Very good, but personally, I prefer golf.”

3. Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: “The way you play, it’s a sin on any day.”

2.Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course.  We left that an hour ago.”

1. Best Caddy Comment:

Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”

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